Our Mission
Channel 69 News is dedicated to bringing you the finest satirical news content on the internet. Our mission is to create absurd yet just-believable-enough stories that make you question reality for a split second before realizing it’s satire.
We believe that satire is an important form of social commentary and humor that allows us to reflect on the absurdities of our world in a way that’s both entertaining and thought-provoking.
What We Do
Our team of fictional reporters works tirelessly to create satirical content across various categories including Politics, Entertainment, Sports, and Technology. We strive to maintain a delicate balance of absurdity and plausibility that defines good satire.
All of our content is original and created purely for entertainment purposes. We take inspiration from real-world events and trends, but our stories are entirely fictional.
Legal Disclaimer
IMPORTANT: Channel 69 News is a satirical publication. All content on this site is fictional and created for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
Our articles are not factual news pieces and should not be taken seriously or cited as factual information. We are not responsible for readers mistaking our satirical content for actual news.
Channel 69 News is protected by the First Amendment of the United States Constitution and other applicable laws governing parody and satire.
User Submissions
We welcome submissions from our readers! If you have a satirical headline or article you’d like to share, visit our Submit page. Our editors review all submissions and may publish the best ones on our site.
By submitting content to Channel 69 News, you confirm that it is your original work and grant us permission to publish it with attribution.
Contact Us
Have questions, comments, or concerns? Want to advertise with us? Send us a message at:
Email: editor@channel69news.com (fictional email)